Monday, July 28, 2008

The reason I like Monica.

[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Friends Season9 Episode 4

Chandler: Hi honey I'm home!
Monica:: Hi, how was your flight? (She hugs him)

Chandler: oh it was great.
Monica:: Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I (Monica shows him the tape then puts it in) have a little surprise for you.

Chandler: well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clock IN NY.C!
Monica:: Ok (sits down next to him) This is how much I love you. (She presses play then puts her arm around Chandler's neck.)

Chandler: (Chandler looking confused) Honey why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around.
Monica:: Is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast forward to something a little toothier.

Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?

Chandler: does what always have to be sharks.
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.

Chandler: What's going on?
Monica:: sweetie it's ok, I still love you, let me be a part of this.

Chandler: let ME be a part of this!
Monica:: I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. angry sharks turn you on!

Chandler: no they don't
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving yourself a treat.

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn
Monica:: really?

Chandler: yeah just some good old fashion girl on girl American action.
Monica:: I cannot tell you how happy that makes me! (They hug)

Chandler: You are an amazing wife. (Monica shrugs) No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.
Monica:: Im very, very drunk right now.
(They hug, Scene fades to black)

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